The Eurovision Drinking Game!

The rules, as tweeted by @eurovisiondrink

The grand traditions laid down by Terry Wogan and Graham Norton mean we drink whilst watching the Eurovision Song Contest.

If you like a little competitiveness around it, then here is our list. When anything in this list happens, we all drink.

Going to print these out?

Don't bother. You don't need to remember the list. Which is handy because if you play along, towards the end of the night you'll be unable to. Just follow @eurovisiondrink on Twitter. Every time something happens, you'll see what to do in your timeline.

But if you must have it on paper, just hit print now, and this webpage should comfortably fit on one sheet. No need to copy and paste.

Level up! If you use the Twitter mobile app, you could turn on notifications from the @eurovisiondrink profile. Be warned — this will send you a notification every time the account tweets. Not just the drinking instructions, but all of the banter too. And @eurovisiondrink tweets a lot throughout the night. This would probably prove to be annoying, so this is really only for the hardest of cores.

@eurovisiondrink — for your real-time booze notifications. Boozifications.

Remember to drink responsibly…

At any time during the show

No more than once per performance

During the scoring rounds